trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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ultrafacts:

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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tyleroakley:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

literal hero

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"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

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"you should act more your age"

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