widgetsquerencia:

behindtheplottwist:

They’re more than fiction. They were there for me even if they weren’t real. They were there when you weren’t. They’re more than you think they are.

I think I have reblogged this 3 times today

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aseaofquotes:

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Submitted by winterswanderlust.

aseaofquotes:

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

Submitted by .

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

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labias:

this is me in every aspect with actually too many people and i hate it

labias:

this is me in every aspect with actually too many people and i hate it

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life

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I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

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octupac:

yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

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